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Last update: 59 weeks ago [Jun. 22nd, 2008|12:27 am]
I just did my first paid DJ gig. Moonpie = officially pro status.
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(no subject) [May. 4th, 2007|12:59 am]
Here's my new E.P. kinda thing.

http://download.yousendit.com/E82BFB8E49DC6465
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fre moniez [Apr. 25th, 2007|11:25 am]
[mood | pleased]

So, I wake up this morning and look out the window. Pretty normal Seattle weather. My eyes pan towards the ground and I see a sparkly twenty dollar bill lying on the ground! I immedietaly throw some pants on and go to pick it up. I find, not one, not two, but THREE twenty dollar bills on the ground. Score! It was a little wet, so I decided to put it in a drawer to dry it out. When I open the drawer, I find seven bucks! Essentially, I made sixty-seven dollars just by waking up. Now, I have to go to work.
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(no subject) [Apr. 21st, 2007|12:29 pm]
[mood |disturbed]

I had a really weird dream last night. I was like, rich, wearing this Hugh Hefner style robe jacket with my name on the back. There was like, ten girls at my pad. We decided to hop into my ride and eat breakfast at a place called Tom Morello's. On the way there, I was smoking a Camel Wide, but it was really, really wide. I began to skateboard in the restaurant. I'm a little disturbed and I don't know why.

Also, tonight, Snoochie Bootchies 2 featuring DJ Starscream! Starscream is the DJ from the band Slipknot. I think I'm going to go!
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(no subject) [Apr. 14th, 2007|09:20 pm]
[Tags|]
[mood | calm]
[music |c895]

I check my livejournal friends almost every day. I'm not really sure why, it's just something to read.

If you are still my friend, say "Hello", please.
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(no subject) [Dec. 2nd, 2006|06:11 pm]
[mood | content]

well, i got mad at my girlfriend and went to guitar center to get away. i returned with a pair of Rokit RP-8s. and oh god, do they sound amazing. you're going to have to come check them out.
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(no subject) [Nov. 27th, 2006|10:22 pm]
I want to start a record label. Run a great studio. With great bands on it.

Only let the greatest bands on the label. The good bands with strong hearts in their music.

Perhaps manufacture CD's as well? I'm going to have to look in to that.

But with those manufactured CD's, I could put them out as merchandise at shows. That would kick ass.

The first band on the label? Peopledie. No doubt about it.

Because it's what I want to do.
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Ahh... halloween. [Oct. 28th, 2006|12:52 pm]
The good ol' night of trickery and sin. The police are out there... and they're ready to bust some regular civilians driving around Lynnwood! (Source: The News) No, seriously. I am hearing them like crazy. At least one siren/ph.
Maybe I'm just paranoid because I'm totally ripped out. To shreds.

Oh, yeah. The turntables are nice. They're just what you wanted. But don't you hate it when that fucking rabbit chews through your shit? I mean, christ, this is like the fourth time it's happened. But there's not much you can do about that, man. She'll pay for them, you need not to worry. That wasn't meant to sound to scary or nothin', she'll literally pay you with money. But don't you think it's a little... shitty, when you just get some new grooves you really like, and then bam? You suddenly aren't able to play them anymore? Quite a shame.
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(no subject) [Oct. 9th, 2006|03:47 pm]
I think Nydark is the only person that posts on livejournal, ever.

Got my hair done today. Highlights!

New records coming soon.
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(no subject) [Sep. 13th, 2006|09:32 pm]
[mood | shocked]

So there we are, playing Saints Row on Xbox360 at Gabe's house. Some dudes walks in, buys some shit. Uses the bathroom. Goes to leave.

Suddenly, the door bursts open. "This is real! Everybody on the floor!" I look up and there is a man, dressed in red, holdinga pistol in his hand. Gabe looks at the dude that was leaving and says "What the fuck, you set me up?" at that point everything started moving really fast.

The guy walked in, took all of Gabe's money and his cell phone. He told Ashley and I "you're going to be okay, you guys are all right". That was reassuring, considering he had a fuckin' glock.

Anyhow, that was some straight up crazy shit. We're helping Gabe through all of this. He's a little in debt now, so you should give him a small donation.

also i'm never playing saint's row, ever again.
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Put me in the mix! [Sep. 12th, 2006|11:14 am]
[mood | drained]

Some dude left this really nice camera over here last night. So I decided I would use it to take a picture of my new setup.

It's in here )

Pretty sweet.
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(no subject) [Sep. 5th, 2006|10:14 am]
Happy borthday, Clifton. You are now twenty.
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(no subject) [Aug. 20th, 2006|12:08 pm]
The mushrooms last night were pretty intense. Started off by eating them at about midnight. I just said "fuck it" and ate the whole bag.

So, I start trippin', and then I realize that I haven't had food all day. And now I'm hungry. And I can't find any food. I tried to ignore it, drank water and ate some chips, but my stomach would not accept it. It started to hurt, really bad! I decided to do what any other man would do... I went and puked.

And oh, puke did I, and while I was sitting at the toilet thinking I was going to die, I understood why I puked and that it was really awesome. I started laughing at the vomit in the toilet.

After that, I got up, walked around, felt a whole lot better. I just chilled on the couch listening to Hendrix an' smokin' bowls.

All in all, really good night. The first timers took it pretty well, too.
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Jimmy [Aug. 13th, 2006|12:28 pm]
[mood | good]

I saw Jimmy last night. We were driving on the freeway, coming back from Downtown, when suddenly we see a little man driving a red car in an Army suit. "That's Jimmy! And also Westin!"

Jimmy follows us into The Lynnhood, stops bye, has a few drinks. He's really a changed kid. Hardened. He'll be going to Iraq after he completes training. He also showed us how to kill people in like, two seconds. I was usually the practice dummy (because i'm so tough, digit).

I wish him the best of luck on the frontlines in Iraq.
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(no subject) [Jul. 31st, 2006|03:01 pm]
I think I'm going to move out of the country whenever I get the chance. This shit is just too much to handle, I don't like the way the U.S.A. is going, and I'm totally willing to give up all my friends and family to get the fuck out.
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(no subject) [Jul. 29th, 2006|04:03 pm]
So after a really long time of not having internet (again) because Ashley's rabbit chewed through EVERY CABLE IN THE HOUSE. When I mean EVERY CABLE IN THE HOUSE, I literally mean it. EVERY CABLE IN THE HOUSE. Except for a select few that it probably couldn't reach. It took me a little while to replace them all. A lot of soldering and converting and replacing was done, and I've got everything back up and running again. Now, here's what happened in the past couple of weeks.

Life was pretty boring for those two weeks. I had no game systems, no computer. However, there was still fun to be had! My parents, Ash, and I went to my cousin's wedding on Alki. That was pretty cool. On the way home from that, we were listening to 89.5, and we decided to win free tickets to Paul Oakenfold the following night. Slept well. When we woke up, we went to the Point Defiance Zoo with Adrian and Ashley's mom. That was fun. The elephant was like, dancing and shit. After that, we went to club One Three One and saw the master of mixing himself. Good set, weird people. A lot of like, 30-something clad women were there. I think I saw more titties than I've ever seen in my life. We got to talking to one of the security guards there, and apparently he liked us quite a bit and he threw us on the guest list to a party the next week. Blackout 4, they called it. So, we kicked it for a like a week, until Blackout rolled around. Got in for free, saw all the people I used to rave with, and even though I was completely sober, I had a lot of fun that night. Sometime after that, or maybe before, Geddy came around to my place and started talking about crack and cocaine and heroin and shooting up ecstasy and shit like that. Now, I heard him out because he told me he was completely clean, and that he was all done with that. Except for the fact that he had a used needle in his pocket. After sight of that, I chased him out of the house with a pink hammer. He's fucking dead to me. Your parents must be ashamed of you, you filthy low-life.

Also I picked up some turntables. Currently working on a new sound system.

And, for some reason, I got Ivar's employee of the quarter and recieved a $75 dollar gift card to Best Buy. I got some new cables (which allowed me to get the internet running), Battlefield 1942, and Fable. I really should have bought a new phone, though, because last week it took a swim with me in the pool. That reminds me of the time I did that to Lindsey's phone. Whoops, sorry about that.
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(no subject) [Jun. 30th, 2006|10:47 pm]

I died in the Dungeon of Moonpie

I was killed in a damp laboratory by the wrath of Roman Maksimov, whilst carrying...

the Sword of Burstroc, the Axe of Oblastoff, a Figurine of Flaming O, a Figurine of Moonpie, the Armour of Zamros, the Wand of Zombie Bites, the Sceptre of Women, the Dagger of Shockangel and 112 gold pieces.

Score: 118

Explore the Dungeon of Moonpie and try to beat this score,
or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon...
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(no subject) [Jun. 29th, 2006|09:30 pm]
[mood | cranky]
[music |doot doot doot doot do de doot]

So I'm reading the news at work today.

Article: Northwest band Sleater-Kinney calls it quits

Me: :'[
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(no subject) [Jun. 28th, 2006|03:33 pm]
and now my internet is totally back online and in really, really good service! (after i played comcast like a card and told them i've hated the service since i was young and i don't really want to be their customer anymore)

anyhow i get it for 25 bucks a month. and it's extremely high-bandwidth.

see what can happen when you take a break?
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(no subject) [Jun. 20th, 2006|01:51 pm]
[Current Location |sno-isle regional library]
[mood | dorky]
[music |beatles - yesterday]

Political Placement is a sin )
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